Chilean Good Luck Pig

Chile, as we all know, is famous for its citizens' rampant good luck. With the highest number of millionaires per square mile south of Beverly Hills, it is a veritable paradise of first-world luxuries. No-one goes hungry or has to live on the streets, and a majority of the population spends every day relaxing amid sheer decadence. That's how I know this Chilean Good Luck Pig is the real deal. It's poignant lopsided smile and plaintive gaze, not to mention its lack of a fourth leg, just scream "good fortune." Get one now. As a bonus, all profits from your purchase go to help save rainforests. $4.95 USD (small) or $5.95 USD (medium).