TV-B-Gone Remote Keychain

Surely someone you know is an anti-TV crusader. You know, he or she has a "Kill Your TV" bumper sticker, and is forced to feign interest when you start talking about oh my god what is up with that guy in the basement in Desperate Housewives that is so creepy like wow? Get that person — not the basement guy, the other one — this TV-B-Gone remote keychain. When you push its button, it quickly sends out hundreds of "turn off" signals to any TVs in the area, leaving you in blessed TVlessness and the rest of the people at the diner pissed off because, hey, they were watching that! $19.99 USD.