Elvis the Tape Dispenser

While he doesn't wear jumpsuits covered in rhinestones, Elvis the Tape Dispenser is still the king... of tape, that is! He's gyrating his hips like crazy to help spin that scotch tape right off its spool, and he's holding a handy metal cutter in his left hand for you to tear the tape on. Make sure you keep him away from food, though, or he may end up gaining a lot of weight as he gets older. $15 USD.