Sarcastic Valentines

Have you grown jaded and cynical throughout the long, empty years of your life, and want nothing to do with a capitalistic, manufactured holiday like Valentine's Day? You're not alone, even though your life may be devoid of social interaction. The good folks at 16 Sparrows feel your angst, and so have made available this set of Sarcastic Valentines, which don't beat around the bush. Hammer your rage at the shallowness of the world home with bitter phrases like "You look really poetic. Can I be your sensitive artist?" and "This morning I tried to answer my stapler." $7 USD for five cards with envelopes.