Sebastiano Pencil Holder

Sebastiano is a guy in need of counseling. Not only has he jumped from a great height "to create that splat roadkill pose," but now he wants to help hold your pencils — by stabbing them into his belly. While all your coworkers probably have little cups or trays to hold their writing utensils, I'm willing to bet nobody's got Sebastiano. $14.41 USD. (Via BoingBoing)