Word Sprout

In this modern age, everything is miniaturized. We have very, very precise tools to create the tiny parts that power our miniscule cellphones and mp3 players. A side-effect of all this itty-bitty technology is people playing with it do create monstrosities that nature never intended, like this Word Sprout. The can arrives full of soil. When watered faithfully, a tiny bean plant will spout, and as the sprout grows, you'll be able to see the words "I ♥ YOU" written on it. How weird. Just right for your strange Valentine. $10 USD.