Egg Shapers

Do you like your eggs over easy? Poached? Sunny side up? How about... rabbit-shaped? Yes, you heard me right! Now, through the miracle of modern science, utilizing such cutting-edge technologies as, uh, nanothermology and biogenetics or something, you can make your eggs look like simple shapes! This is blowing my mind. Get yourself a set of four Egg Shapers and get scrambling. No more will you have to suffer through the indignity of unshaped eggs! The future is here! Seize it! £3.99 UKP. (Thanks, Gunther!)