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Friday, April 21, 2006

Arize Toaster

It's time to toss that clunky old toaster sitting in your kitchen. Let me guess: it has a little dial to set how dark you like it, and you can put two slices of toast in, and it has a cancel button in case you decide you don't want toast. Humankind has moved so far beyond that. This is the 21st century, man! Get yourself an Arize Toaster, which is roomy, and has glass sides! And it can sense if your food gets stuck, and shut itself off automatically so stuff doesn't burn! This is the future! Everything's exciting! $29.99 USD.


At 12:39 PM, Blogger Jon Rosebaugh said...

If you're putting two slices of toast into your toaster, you clearly don't have a grasp on the process of making toast.

After all, you put the bread in, and it vanishes, and then toast appears, which you then take out.

At 12:43 PM, Blogger Ryan Freebern said...

Oh man, you're right! I am such a doofus sometimes.


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