Crafty Skull T-Shirt
Want to show your pirate friends that even though you enjoy your crafts, you're still just as much a bloodthirsty savage as any of them? Get a Crafty Skull T-Shirt, which comes in two designs: one for knitters, and one for, uh, people who use scissors. Arr, matey, let's cast on before we cast off! (Just a little knitting/pirate joke there.) $20 USD.