Dog Poop Soap

Disgust adults and seriously confuse little kids by putting this Dog Poop Soap on your soap dish. It looks awfully realistic but is just regular old soap, and smells like coffee. Use it to convince your arch-nemesis' kids that all dog poop is actually soap, and watch the hilarious antics ensue next time you're at the park. $7.99 USD. (Via Gizmodo.)