The Zombie Survival Guide

What with all the drug companies doing who-knows-what kinds of research in their super-secret laboratories, it won't be long before a terrible plague of zombies is accidentally unleashed on the unsuspecting public. Is everyone on your list prepared for when they attack? No? Then maybe they need a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. This hilarious guidebook gives detailed plans and instructions for keeping oneself safe when the undead rise up. A definite must-have for any post-apocalyptic wasteland dweller.