Wee Ninja

Listen, I'm the first to admit that all babies can't realistically grow up to be pirates. While it would definitely help with global warming, it's just not feasible. Some of them have to grow up to become ninjas. Get your kids started young learning the secret, silent, deadly ways of these martial arts masters by getting them this Wee Ninja handmade plush toy from Sweatyfrog. It is so cool. I almost wish I had had one of these when I was two, but then I wouldn't be the pirate I am today. $28 USD.