Pirates Are Cooler Than Ninjas T-Shirt

The debate over the comparative coolness of pirates and ninjas will rage eternally, but those of us in the know understand which side has already won. Demonstrate your staunch belief in the supreme coolness of swashbuckling scurvy dogs with this Pirates Are Cooler Than Ninjas T-Shirt. Arr, matey! Now if only we could settle the question of caveman versus astronaut... $22.95 USD.