I Hate Hearts T-Shirt

To all of my angst-ridden, bitter readers: fear not! Amidst all the Valentine's Day hoo-hah and folderol, you have not been forgotten. I bring you the I Hate Hearts T-Shirt, a bubbly, cheerful way of telling the world to shut up already about all this romance crap. Buy it, wear it, and be gloomy! $22 USD.