Pizza Fork/Cutter

Whoever invented the process of dining didn't think it through very well, since it seems you need three hands: one for your fork, one for your knife, and one for your drink. Barring some crazy solution like a really long straw, the best way to solve this conundrum is by combining two of the three, like this Pizza Fork/Cutter. It gives you all the stabbiness of a fork and all the sliciness of a knife in one handy utensil, leaving your other hand free to hold your drinking glass. Bring it to dinner with your extendable spoon and you'll definitely be the coolest person at the table. $14.98 USD. (Via Gizmodo.)