Zap Cap Bottle Opener
Regular old bottle openers are so passé. I mean, who uses leverage anymore? What are we, monkeys? Realize your full human potential by upgrading your bottle opener to this Zap Cap Bottle Opener, which is a complex machine that does a simple task. You just place it on a bottle and, I dunno, push or something and the cap comes off. That's so much better. £9.99 UKP.