Pirate String Doll
If someone told me, "Check out these dolls! They're handmade in Thailand using just a single piece of string!" I'd yawn and tell them to come back when they find something really impressive. But when they add the word "pirate" to the mix, I immediately start paying attention. This Pirate String Doll is truly awesome, with his eyepatch and sword, and will fill your life with swashbuckling excitement if only you'd buy him. Oh, and there are a bunch of other string dolls, too, if you're lame and not so keen on pirates. $9 USD.