Jen: "While I do not think the average shopper appreciates the synthesis of warm pastry treats and small mammals, you, dear madam or sir, are not the average shopper. Display your love for both by wearing this Pupcakes T-Shirt on your birthday until the next or until it rots off your body. Seriously, people love dedication like that, it will get you the promotion. One word: pupcakes." $33 USD.