i-Dog

Many kids, like me, are allergic to animals and so, sadly, can't have cute, furry pets. However, with today's advances in robotics, it's possible to give allergy-ridden kids a fun, friendly pet to love that won't give them hives or asthma attacks. For instance, give a kid who loves dogs this i-Dog, an alien-looking robotic dancing dog with seven sinister, glowing eyes. Just plug it into a music player and it'll dance and move along with the beat, blinking its eyes at you as if to say "just get close enough and I'll take over your primitive brain, humanoid!" $29.95 USD.