Onion Goggles

Have you ever read the online newspaper The Onion? It's hilarious! Their writers seem to see the world in a completely different way from the rest of us. Maybe if you wear these Onion Goggles you too can... oh, hang on, my mistake. These are to keep onion fumes out of your eyes when you're doing dinner prep in the kitchen. Okay. Bummer. $19.95 USD.