Glow-in-the-Dark Bubble Bath
This stuff sounds straight out of a superhero-origin story: "At the age of eleven, shy, scrawny Ted Harrison tried a new product he had bought from a shady junk dealer outside of town: Glow-in-the-Dark Bubble Bath. While the soothing greenish light of the bubbles was awesome to look at, Ted didn't know it was actually radioactive! After getting out of the tub, he felt stronger, faster, more sure of himself. The next day, when local bully Tyler Jedd started picking on him, Ted lashed out -- and Tyler ended up sprawled against a tree fifty feet away."
Where was I? Oh, the bubble bath. Anyway, if you feel like submersing your naked body in greenish glowing ooze, this is definitely the product for you. $19.99 AUD.