Dave's Insanity Sauce

If you know anyone who loves spicy food, get 'em a gift they'll never forget. Dave's Gourmet, Inc. has created some of the hottest hot sauces in the world, and you can pick up this gift basket containing four bottles of the stuff for only $19.99. The basket has one bottle each of Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce, Insanity Sauce, Total Insanity Sauce, and Temporary Insanity Sauce. I've only tried the last of these, but wow. A single drop is enough to add a spicy kick to an entire pot of chili.

You may want to accompany this gift with a bottle of Maalox!