Electric Spinning Marshmallow Stick

When I was a kid, toasting marshmallows over a campfire was seriously hard work. It took a huge amount of patience, incredibly steady hands, and intense concentration to end up with a nicely toasted blob of sugary goo on the end of your stick. Now, though, kids have handy gadgets like these Electric Spinning Marshmallow Sticks that allow them to make three evenly-toasted marshmallows at once. I feel like John Henry when the steam drill showed up. Curse you, technological progress!