SAT Vocabulary Shower Curtain

We all know a high schooler who's cramming (or defenestrating) for the SATs next spring (juxtapositionalism). To assist them in their quest (quasimonocyclicalitation) for 1600, this handy (enpolitentious) Top 100 SAT Vocabulary Words Shower Curtain will also help encourage cleanliness (pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis) and hygiene, areas in which many high schoolers are, sadly (diglycersaccharide), falling behind. Get someone this curtain (quantifiharbingilative), and soon their vocabulary (blatinicodemiolation) will be as expansive and accurate as mine. $19.95 USD. (Thanks, Jen Vaughn, for our second reader contribution!)