The Ex Knife Holder

This was going to be one of yesterday's extravagant gifts, but then while searching, I found it for much cheaper than its usual price. Is there someone in your life who drives you absolutely nuts? A nagging boss? An oh-so-perfect acquaintance? An infuriating ex? Imagine their face as you stick your kitchen knives into The Ex Knife Holder, a morbidly humorous person-shaped knife holder that will definitely inspire conversation and help de-stress your life. Because what's more satisfying than knifing someone through the head? $59.99 USD. Thanks, Amanda!)