Mop Slippers

Many of us just don't have enough time in our busy, busy days, between all the intense lounging around and dedicated goofing off, to engage in mundane tasks like keeping our floors clean. As a result, we live (lazily and comfortably) in giant mounds of filth. But that can change! Simply get a pair of these Mop Slippers, comfy footwear with cleaning mop fibers on the bottom, and every time you make the arduous trip between the couch and the fridge, you'll be cleaning the floor a bit! They're machine-washable, too. $9.95 USD.