Giant Paper Clips

At some point in everybody's life, there comes a time when we must make the difficult decision: how do we fasten giant pieces of paper together? Since I couldn't find a giant stapler or a giant binder, we'll all just have to make do with these Giant Paper Clips. Four inches long by one inch wide, these are big enough to accomplish many giant tasks: affixing giant coupons to your giant shopping list, tying to a string and using to catch giant paper fish with giant magnets on them, linking them together to make a giant bracelet, etc. How hugely useful! $7.50 for a box of 20.