OUCH! Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder

Does inflicting pain on others bring you great joy and happiness? Is schadenfreude the only German word you know? Then the OUCH! Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder might be just the thing for you. Shaped like a poor little guy lying flat on his back, it's designed to hold a few dozen toothpicks all stabbed painfully into its body. Laugh evilly as you fill it up before a party, and then cackle quietly to yourself every time you refill it, and it'll ensure any get-together is at least amusing to you, you sadist. $6.99 USD. (Via Gizmodo.)