Shredding Scissors

Do you have lots of incriminating worthless documents around that need shredding, but you're trying to operate your evil lair office on a shoestring budget? Buy a few pairs of these Shredding Scissors for your minions employees instead of a regular shredder, and they'll take care of any and all papers you have that need shredding. No longer will your heroic adversary business competitors be able to get their hands on your plans for world domination business secrets by going through your trash. Hooray! $17 USD, but you may have to know Japanese to successfully place your order. (Via Gizmodo.)