USB Massager

Sitting in an office chair all day isn't the most comfortable thing, and as many, many office drones know, comfort is important to maintaining good health. One way to relieve your tired, cramped muscles is by using this USB Massager. With a nicely textured rubberized surface, it'll gently vibrate away your aches and pains, leaving you feeling fresh and invigorated for more hours upon hours of mindless keyboarding. Hooray! $9.95 USD. (Thanks, Gunther!)